Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Fossils: God's Greatest Practical Joke

  This post is brought to you by the letter F. In this case the F stands for Fossil but if you ask many creationists this F stands for Fake. That's right you heard me, fake! See these "fossils" are really mystical objects that God has placed on earth to test and confuse us all into thinking there really were prehistoric beasts. I mean we all know God has a great sense of humor so of course he wanted to play a big practical joke that spurred many disciplines. I mean people have spent their lives' work studying these things and all for what, to find out that they're not real!
    Well don't all the anthropologists, archeologists, primatologists and paleontologists have egg on their faces now! To think of all those man hours they slaved away making sure to carefully clean and document every little "bone" and "leaf impression." Think of all the museums that are out there displaying this casts of these so called fossils. All that money wasted!
    I myself have spent many hours studying and writing about these jokes! Even designed whole museum exhibits around the notion of these fossils. Well I guess God is just laughing it up, up in heaven. Jokes on us! Those poor palaeontologists who have wasted all that time when they could've been studying real objects such as Noah's Arc, the Arc of the Covenant and the Ten Commandments! I mean those biblical archaeologists and historians really know what's going on.
  I'm just so glad that this all has come to light and that we've been told the truth. To think that we've been thinking one thing for so long! Time to go back and fix all the work that we've put in over the years! 

2 comments:

Lilac Wolf (Angie or Angela) said...

Wow that was a great point about the Arcs and Commandments...I never really thought about the fact they are still undocumented. God is so sick! ;)

The Coexist Cafe said...

LOL! It's still so funny to me to think that hard, physical evidence is FAKE compared to lost documents and words created by "God". Just... what?! WHAT?!

I for one am happy to have you as a friend who longs to uncover the truth than believe blindly in something so silly. :)

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